homeschooling / mommy humour / what I've learned

you know you’re a homeschooler

You know you’re a homeschool family when…

…you’re reciting the Gettysburg address at the Pizza Hut

…you’re waiting for someone’s piano lesson while trying to decide if the sky reveals cumulonimbus or stratus clouds


…you throw a language CD in the van while you’re driving to pretty much anywhere, and call that second language study

…your four year old knows what a cumulus cloud is


…you tell your kids to put their finished books on the study table, so you can record them in your curriculum book

…you can have your choice of candy bar if you’ve memorized Canada’s prime ministers, in order

…you think you woke up early when it’s 7:30 am

…you won’t answer the question, “mom, what time is it?”; rather, you point to the clock

…your kiddos are still doing math workbooks in July

…you won’t answer the question, “mom, how much is tax?”; instead, you insist they do the calculations, even after they say they don’t really want to buy that thing anyway

…you think of household chores as life skills…floors are meant to be washed so that one day you’ll grow up to be a capable roommate, spouse, employee

…you’re self conscious that your kiddo can’t answer a math question when her grandparent is in earshot

…your family asks more questions of the zookeeper than anyone in the crowd

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…you think of Scrabble as a spelling lesson and Crib as math studies


…your kids don’t understand the value of a school hot lunch program, cause they get it every day…

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